FIRST TIME SLAPPING A BOYFRIEND ACROSS THE FACE!!!

What I thought was special apparently was NOT!  I met Anthony @ a NYE Party @ a Shi Shi club in Boston. And I thought he liked me and that I was his gfriend because we were together every single weekend since we met! And we would fuck like rabbits all weekend long! And I would drive an hour each way to see him and he would take me out to dinner in Boston to nice places, etc. We saw eachother for over a year!

THEN the thing NOT to do on CINCO de MAYO!

Well I bought all the food, liquor, etc and played bartender and hostess and maid for the night! And so.. this girl asked me how are you and Tony doing? I said he is a great boyfriend. I have no complaints really except we live kind of far apart.

And so.. I usually do not drink much but that night I had mucho margaritas! They just went down so easy.. and I cleaned everything up after people left and it was a lot of work. But yet as tired as I was.. and so buzzed I still wanted sex.. so I go in the bedroom. He is standing there all dressed and I started to undress. He said to me. Let me ask you something. .. okay. I said fine. What? He said. “Why did you say tonight. and refer me as your boyfriend? When I am not!” I am like  what THE FUCK are you saying! You are NOT my boyfriend! Hello! He said.. no we are casually dating! I said REALLY! AM I >CASUALLY FUCKING YOU TOO! JESUS CHRIST! ARE YOU NOT RESPECTING ME! ME>> OF ALL PEOPLE WHO COME HERE AND DRIVE TO SEE YOU EVERY SINGLE WEEKEND AND I FUCK YOUR BRAINS OUT FOR HOURS! AND I AM NOT YOUR GFRIEND AND YOU ARE NOT MY BFRIEND!

THEN I WENT UP TO HIM AND STARTED FROM THE RIGHT TO THE LEFT WITH THE VERY ..VERY HARDEST SLAP! THEN I WENT FROM THE LEFT TO THE RIGHT! THEN I TOOK A PILLOW AND A BLANKET AND SHOVED IT INTO HIS STOMACH! AND I SAID. YOU CAN TAKE THE COUCH! I AM LEAVING IN THE MORNING AND I NEVER EVER WANT TO SEE YOUR FACE EVER EVER AGAIN!

AND YEAH IT WAS HIS PLACE BUT HE TOOK THE COUCH. BC I WOUL D NOT HAVE IT ANY OTHER WAY! I WOULD BEAT HIS ASS!

SUCH SUCH SUCH DISRESPECT!

 

THE FIRST TIME I BEAT UP A GUY!!!

I took  Tae Kwon Do for about 3 years when I was in high school. I did some sparring competitions and did quite well. Then I moved to Florida for art school for 3 years… and NO faces slapped! Then I moved to San Diego and was there for about 3 years until the time came where I not only slapped well actually I did NOT slap I punched okay!

Went to a really cool bar in San Diego on a beautiful sunny day! I was alone and knew the bartender. So . I walk in and Isee in the corner of my eye a man.. beating up a girl! And he was really hitting her.  And this was in one of 4 rooms that have sand on the floor and tables, etc. And so.. I ran up pushed him away from her.. against the wall. I took her and I took her shoulders and directed her to go to the ladies room right away!

Then I came back to him and punched him across the face a few times and he was like..crouching down in fear! And I was saying.. YOU WANT TO HIT A GIRL! WHAT KIND OF MAN ARE YOU! YOU ARE NOT A MAN! And then I gave him a roundhouse to the stomach and he hit the floor. THEN I put my foot on his chest and said. DO NOT GET UP OR YOUR DONE!

Then people came..and I went into the bathroom. And the police came. And this woman who got beat up pretty bad, she did NOT press charges. I do not know why I get involved!

 

MY GOAL TO MAKE IT AND HELP OTHERS!!!

I have always and I mean always been quite funny! But I never knew that my funniness was appreciated until the formation of Facebook! And I have many followers who support me and my quest! To continue to bash men left and right..because let’s face it they just fucking….fucking deserve it! And yes..I have situations where I have kicked some ass and slapped faces! A follow up and I will briefly describe to you how I did it..and what happened in each case regarding past ex’s of mine, acquantainces and ex -boyfriends!

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